Title: Theo!Muse and His Unusual Protest
Rating: With Theo? R, at least...
Pairing: Again, it's Theo. Whatever he can get...
(For wicked_jade, hopefully to cheer her up.
Rating: With Theo? R, at least...
Pairing: Again, it's Theo. Whatever he can get...
(For wicked_jade, hopefully to cheer her up.
Theo: I'm on strike.
Andrew: We're muses, we can't go on strike, and you haven't really. You're still providing plotbunnies.
Theo: What do you suggest? I'm boooorrrrreeeeddd!
James: And why is that?
Theo: Well I feel left out. I'm not pregnant.
James: *headdesk*
Andrew: We're muses, we can't go on strike, and you haven't really. You're still providing plotbunnies.
Theo: What do you suggest? I'm boooorrrrreeeeddd!
James: And why is that?
Theo: Well I feel left out. I'm not pregnant.
James: *headdesk*

Poor Theo! It must be torture for him, not being the first one to do something for a change. How dare his friends get pregnant with out him!
I'm sure James and Andrew would happily trade him...let Theo have the swollen ankles and the stretch marks. *g*
It wouldn't be so difficult to get him pregnant in mine, he'd just have to ask Sparrow how he managed it. But I don't know what to do with a pregnant Jamie, needless to say Teddy too.
That about covers it. Very funny. And here's to hoping he doesn't go on strike. *rum*